Landlines (What The Fuck Are They​?​)

from Now That's What I Call Disappointment by Michael M

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about

I wrote a quick song about how plugging in your telephone landline is terrifying now

lyrics

Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines

Plugging in your landline is like using a ouija board
Using a ouija board
You're opening doors for evil
To come through
To contact you
And when it rings
You process things
But you don't know your number, so
Who could it be from 1993?

Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines

There's a sound from the corner of the room
That triggers a foreboding sense of dread
And when you answer it
If you figure out the crux of it
Even the caller sounds surprised
Like they weren't convinced that you'd exist

Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?

Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines
What the fuck are they?
Landlines

credits

from Now That's What I Call Disappointment, released July 3, 2020
Written & recorded by Michael M
Mastered by Ross M

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